[INTRO – THERAPY SESSION] Hello, welcome to my Therapy Session songs. Hope they make you smile. This is about breaking the Forth Wall [verse 1] So what's the issue? It's about songs. songs? Yes. Like this one? Yes. Okay, so... I like these. So do I. I get the strangest looks with some of them. Why? Because they get written the way they come out of my head, just crazy. Why crazy? It's just how I think — scrambled. Oh, well, I really enjoy them. My fern thinks so too.... Let's not go down that road... Why not? Because we're here to talk about my songs. Is there conflict in your song? Oh, come on - Are you going through all the therapy sessions? Yeah, because I'm a smart cookie, like you. Can we get back to my songs, please? Yes, sure. Can you read the clock behind me? Oh, funny - You know what.... What.... I love you so much.... Thank you - I just want to hug you... Ohhhh, I see. Now you're bringing up another session. Turnabout's fair play..... Touché.... You know what's cool about this? What's that? That I actually get to have a conversation with someone I created. Yes, that is cool. So anyway, let me continue. Please, go ahead. So I write these songs, all different genres. Soft rock, grunge, Southern rock, country, R&B, punk rock... Nice plug..... Thank you. You caught that, did you? Yup. You wrote me..... You have no idea how much I'm laughing writing this. I know. I'm inside your head. I can hear you. Oh, that's right.... Why do I love talking to people in stories? Well, you're telling me that you find peace in that. That they make you laugh and smile, and you have total control over them. Isn't that beautiful..... Absolutely..... Wow, I'm getting off track again. Yes, I know. I know that too, remember? Can I ask you something? Sure. You know the answer. You're in my head. Well, you haven't thought of the answer because you're typing this line, and when you finish, then you'll think of the answer. So why do you have two women in the therapy sessions? Why not two men? Or a man and a woman? Let me explain..... I'm listening. I'm a therapist. I talk to my fern. Or at least that's what you told me to do. Good point. Wow... I guess I'm protective of women. Okay — why? I just saw things in childhood I didn't like. I wanted to protect all women. But you couldn't. No. So then what happened? Well, I just grew up having this feeling that I wanted to protect them. And have you? If a woman's being hurt, I would protect her. But you don't know her. Doesn't matter. When I play a game, and the main character's a woman. That's because I'm protective of her. Hate seeing her get hurt. I see. Does anyone know this? They do now....... Right. I write all those genres. I write what I feel. So what's the problem? Sometimes those songs contain profanity. And some people don't like that! So? Well, you — who's answering for me — says that. But someone else doesn't. Then you know what? What? Write what you want. If they don't like it... Who gives a shit! Wow! Your first profanity in a Therapy Session song! You make me smile so much! I love smiling! Thank you. You're beautiful!
