Shwoodcore - Fire Eating (do not try this at home) by Jeff Maesar

((i know i mispelled Houdini as Houdine, it s on purpose))

who's ready for an act ?
hold on, i can't hear you guys !
who's ready for some fire eating ?
Let's hear it for 
the fireman himself, trained by one of the biggest in the biz.
you can clap, you got to clap.
for 20 years, i ve known a guy who used to eat fire
the concept fo resistance to fire
is one as old as history itself
Dating as far back as the ancient Greeks
to the Greek tragedy Medea's Family Christmas
i still haven't got on fire, applause !
it's fine, it s probably fine to eat fire.
dating as far back as the ancient Greeks
as i was saying, to Medea goes to jail.
we learned some secret about Greeks.
and how they like to hold things that were really
hot
they, held hot bars.
you can still clap whenever something awesome happens
or even when it doesn't that's totally fine too.
probably fine.
Some people have questionned the nutritional value of flame
i guarantee you that... it has. NONE.
Houdini once said : those people be crazy
HOUDINI ! HOUDINI ! HOUDINI !
and he was right.
Not sure who he was talking about.
I think it was those Greeks that were holding their hot bars...
did i mention it ?
anyway, this is two thousand degrees and Houdine said
"that's bleeping crazy" or something like that
so resistance to fire was not prioritized
so much as something they called juggling
now usually, one of these goes out
so i have to put them out.
(WHOA !)
Calm down sir, i m professionnal, it s probably fine
Definetly burn my lips on that one, i told it was fine.
this one is probably cool and done by a man named Richardson
what context you ask, i dont remember
he did something with fire and eating.
allegedly.
i like to call that one "i cant believe it worked"
But check this out.
more ? what's next... that one, the transfer.
it s fine i m good, in need of Anbesole or betadine.
i burnt my hand but it s fine, calm down everyone.
i m not a professional, but i m trained by one
Goddammit
that was something
I gonna try this one, fix it in post, i m already have a burn on my tongue
this one is called the HUMAN CANDLE
Dot not be alarmed, it's totally burned my lip
Thank you goodnight !

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((i know i mispelled Houdini as Houdine, it s on purpose)) who's ready for an act ? hold on, i can't hear you guys ! who's ready for some fire eating ? Let's hear it for the fireman himself, trained by one of the biggest in the biz. you can clap, you got to clap. for 20 years, i ve known a guy who used to eat fire the concept fo resistance to fire is one as old as history itself Dating as far back as the ancient Greeks to the Greek tragedy Medea's Family Christmas i still haven't got on fire, applause ! it's fine, it s probably fine to eat fire. dating as far back as the ancient Greeks as i was saying, to Medea goes to jail. we learned some secret about Greeks. and how they like to hold things that were really hot they, held hot bars. you can still clap whenever something awesome happens or even when it doesn't that's totally fine too. probably fine. Some people have questionned the nutritional value of flame i guarantee you that... it has. NONE. Houdini once said : those people be crazy HOUDINI ! HOUDINI ! HOUDINI ! and he was right. Not sure who he was talking about. I think it was those Greeks that were holding their hot bars... did i mention it ? anyway, this is two thousand degrees and Houdine said "that's bleeping crazy" or something like that so resistance to fire was not prioritized so much as something they called juggling now usually, one of these goes out so i have to put them out. (WHOA !) Calm down sir, i m professionnal, it s probably fine Definetly burn my lips on that one, i told it was fine. this one is probably cool and done by a man named Richardson what context you ask, i dont remember he did something with fire and eating. allegedly. i like to call that one "i cant believe it worked" But check this out. more ? what's next... that one, the transfer. it s fine i m good, in need of Anbesole or betadine. i burnt my hand but it s fine, calm down everyone. i m not a professional, but i m trained by one Goddammit that was something I gonna try this one, fix it in post, i m already have a burn on my tongue this one is called the HUMAN CANDLE Dot not be alarmed, it's totally burned my lip Thank you goodnight !

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