[Intro] [Youtuber] [Tobuscus Voice] TOBUSCUS! [Tobuscus Voice] Hello once again, audience! Yesterday I dyed my dog blue. Why? No reason. Griffon !!! Roll the intro of epicness! [Verse 1] [Tobuscus Voice] Safety Torch! Put it on your porch! Safety Torch! Buy some for your kids! I like toast. Audience? What… are you doing… looking at my lyrics? [Chorus] [Tobuscus Voice] Literal trailer is LITERAL! Explosion, slow-motion… boom! OH MY GOD! I’m okay! (I’m not okay.) ♫ Dramatic song… ♫ This song sounds dramatic… But I’m bad at singing. [Verse 2] [Tobuscus Voice] Darkness, then redness, then whiteness! Cute... WIN... FAIL! Puppy, nooo!! Pushin’ buttons like a boss! Toby out. [Bridge] [Tobuscus Voice] Audience? I just sneezed. I’m allergic… To awesome. Caffeine! Caffeine! Caffeine! Caffeine! I’m gonna die! But at least I’ll die doin’ backflips. [Final Chorus] [Tobuscus Voice] Literal trailer voice: “He has no shoes! WHY NO SHOES?!” ♫ Safety Torch – again! ♫ Put it in the hallway… Save your family! [Outro] [Tobuscus Voice] Subscribe! Bless your face. If you sneezed during this song, bless you. Peace off! Ba-do-do-do-do-do-doo, subscribe!
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