[Verse] On the throne, here all alone taking a load off what a long day a rapid knockin' startled me "Just piss off", he heard me say This peace is what all men strive for but he's a-bangin' more n more they're practically breaking down the door [Chorus] When I'm doin' my business, I don't need feelin' rushed Don't your fuckinn' ears work? I haven't even flushed. You broke my concentration You stupid asshole My tally whacker just dipped In the bowl [Verse] Now I'm furious, dripping wet Brown liquid around my head I let out a scream of pure anger My teeth clench, and face gone red But he's still knockin', don't ya know I'll give this bastard quite a show And tell him where he can fuckin' go [Chorus] When I'm doin' my business, I don't need feelin' rushed Don't your fuckinn' ears work? I haven't even flushed. You broke my concentration You stupid asshole My tally whacker just dipped In the bowl [Fiddle] [Final Chorus] When I'm doin' my business, I don't need feelin' rushed Don't your fuckin' ears work? I haven't even flushed. You broke my concentration You stupid asshole My tally whacker just dipped In the bowl My tally whacker just dipped in the bowl Wooooo! Aaaaaah! My tally whacker just dipped in the bowl [End] Wooooo! (Cheering)