Coder Got Bun” (Parody of “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot) 🎵 [Intro] Oh. My. God. Becky— Look at his stack. It’s so fast. He looks like one of those startup guys’ builds. But, you know… who understands those devs? They only talk to him because he runs Bun. I mean—his build—it’s just so small, yet so optimized! Ugh, it’s like… lightning. ⸻ [Hook] I like Bun and I cannot lie You Node devs can’t deny When a runtime drops with a itty-bitty RAM And a speed thing in your plan—you get sprung! Wanna pull up tough ’Cause you notice that script got buffed Deep in the repo tree you’re glancing Benchmarks got you enhancin’ Oh baby, I wanna code with ya And benchmark wit’cha My dev team tried to warn me But that Bun you got makes me so nerdy! ⸻ [Verse 1] Ooh, runtime smooth and sleek You say you’re built in Zig, geek! Well, use me, use me, ’Cause I ain’t your average Node-y! I’ve seen them buildin’, To hell with npm installin’! She’s sweat, wet, Got that hot reload set! I’m tired of slow old builds, Sayin’ Bun’s not the real deal— Take the average dev and ask him that— He’ll spin up Bun real fast! So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Does your runtime build fast stuff? (Hell yeah!) Tell ’em to load it, load it, load it, load it— Load that hot Bun up! ⸻ [Hook 2] Bun got speed! (Run that script!) Bun got speed! (Spin that server!) ⸻ [Verse 2] I like ’em lean, clean, And compiled in-between. When the build pops up on screen, I’m watchin’ that green! I keep my cache warm, no error storms, When I benchmark, I perform! Got tooling that’s tight, Test runner’s light, And TypeScript’s just right! So, I’m lookin’ at GitHub stars, Bun hittin’ hard like cars— You other runtimes can’t compete, When Bun’s on that dev street! ⸻ [Bridge] So npm (yeah), npm (yeah), Does your install take all day? (Hell yeah!) Tell it to shrink, to shrink, to shrink, to shrink— ’Cause Bun don’t play! ⸻ [Outro] Some devs wanna act that slow And tell you to chill with Node, But I ain’t down with that— Give me Bun, fast, compact! So your runtime’s old and tired? Bun’s what I’ve desired! Bun got builds, Bun got sass, So roll that Bun up fast! ⸻ 🔥 “Bun got speed!” 🔥
