[Verse] Did I ever tell you about that time I was kidnapped By a human trafficker? True story He put me in the back of his truck It was one of those with the sliding window in the back And he had to get gas So he pulled over at a gas station And while he was pumpin' I crawled out the back And then I walked to the highway And a cop picked me up And he was askin' me all these questions Like "What happened? How did you end up here?" And I was like "I'm fine. Everything's fine. Can you just take me home?" And he was like "No Seriously What happened?" And I was like "I'm fine. Can you just take me home?" And he said "Do you have any drugs or alcohol in the car?" And I said "No I don't even drink or do drugs." And then he said "Okay Well We're gonna take you home Then." And then they dropped me off at home And that's the end of the story (True story, though) (True story, though)
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