Willkommen… Step inside, do not be shy... You are just in time to die... Behold: ze pit of molten stone! A thousand screams have carved its throne... Step closer! Feel ze searing breath... Why is it… only... warm at best? Zis should blister skin from bone, Not feel like water from the bath I own! No no, zat is not correct... Hans!? Behold: perfection as designed! Why is it not as I had in mind? No no no no, zat will not do! HANS! Observe: ze spikes, razors aligned! To skewer clean, precise, refined! Fall forward, meet your grisly fate! Zey bend...? Zey flex...? Zey’re... rubber made? Zis is not a little game... Zis is meant to pierce, not boing and shpreng! No no.... zis is all incorrect! Not even close to what I expect! HANS!! Behold: perfection as designed! Why is it not as I had in mind? No no no no, zat will not do! HANS! 💀 Ahh! Ze gas! A silent doom! It floods and seals zis very room! One breath and lungs will turn to ash... Why does it smell like a fresh lilac? Zis is death, not grandma’s den! Why do I feel relaxed again? No no, I refuse zis scent... Hans... Ze guillotine clean, swift, precise! A single drop done once, not twice! I pull ze lever, watch it fall... Why is it stuck… it didn't even fall at all! Zis is not a bedtime show... It should slam, and ze heads will blow! No no, zis will not suffice... HANS!!! You baffling disgrace! Zis is a torture chamber, not a safe space! I asked for agony, terror, despair... Not soft lit rooms and scented air! Behold: perfection as designed! Why is it not as I had in mind? No no no no, zat will not do! Fine, ze last device cannot fail... Ze chair, ze volts... ze final nail... Sit down, grip tight, embrace ze end... Ooh, zis.... tickles…? ARE WE SERIOUS AGAIN!? Hans...? HANS!!!
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