[Verse 1] He rolled up with a briefcase smile Red tie flapping in the polar wind Pointed at the map like a yard for sale Said "How much for that frozen grin?" Tiny houses on the harbor road Grandmas staring from the kitchen sink Helicopters circling like curious crows While someone asks "You can buy land that blinks?" [Chorus] Trump is taking Greenland Like it's just a weekend trip Putting price tags on the ice caps Like a bargain basement flip World is shaking Tea cups clinking Leaders talking on a screen Trump is taking Greenland In his late-night real estate dream [Verse 2] Fisherman folding up his nets Muttering "Guess we're oceanfront gold" Teenagers filming on their busted phones Uploading jokes while the island gets sold Flags flutter on the frozen hill Contract pages flying in the breeze Lawyers arguing about ancient stones While the glaciers groan in another degree [Chorus] Trump is taking Greenland Like it's just a weekend trip Putting price tags on the ice caps Like a bargain basement flip World is shaking Tea cups clinking Leaders talking on a screen Trump is taking Greenland In his late-night real estate dream [Bridge] Can you own a midnight sun? Can you sign your name on drift and snow? What do you pay for a thousand years Of voices carried where the cold winds blow? [Chorus] Trump is taking Greenland Like it's just a weekend trip Putting price tags on the ice caps Like a bargain basement flip Crowds are laughing Pundits yelling Somewhere far beyond the meme Trump is taking Greenland In his late-night real estate dream
