[Verse 1] I wake up to the mountains, they’re gorgeous, it’s true, But the neighbors all wonder, “What church pew are you?” I smile and I answer, “None, thanks, I’m fine,” Then they clutch their pearls—oh the scandal’s divine! [Chorus] Oh it’s so much fun in Utah, Being the odd one out, hoorah! Non‑Mormon, atheist, liberal too, The trifecta of shock—how do I make it through? [Verse 2] I sip my coffee proudly, it’s my morning sin, While they whisper, “Poor soul, she’s lost deep within.” I vote blue in a sea of red, And the looks I get could wake the dead! [Bridge] No funeral potatoes on my plate, No green Jell‑O, isn’t that great? I raise a toast with sparkling wine, To being the outsider—oh, life’s just divine! [Verse 3] Our city blocks stretch longer than the day, You walk a mile just to wave and say “hey.” But every house is bursting, packed wall to wall, With cousins and siblings—you can’t count them all! [Chorus] Oh it’s so much fun in Utah, Being the odd one out, hoorah! Non‑Mormon, atheist, liberal too, The trifecta of shock—how do I make it through? [Verse 4] I had four kids, thought that was a score, But the neighbors all asked, “Aren’t you having more?” I laughed and I cried, “Do you think I’m a store?” Apparently in Utah, four’s just the floor! [Chorus] Yes it’s so much fun in Utah, Where the blocks are endless, ha‑ha! Non‑Mormon, atheist, liberal flair, I stick out like glitter in temple square! [Outro (Spoken, mock cheer)] So here’s to surviving with sass and a grin, In the land of the saints—I’ll never fit in. But hey, it’s so much fun, can’t you see? Utah’s just perfect… for someone like me.
