[Verse 1] She’s got snakeskin and leopard eyes, Dip in her walk and those thick-ass thighs, Telepathic senses will detect your lies, Don’t have time to rationalize. Venom smile and a velvet tongue, Knows what you did before it’s done, Reads your mind just for the fun, Better start running when she says, “Run.” [Chorus] CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! Don’t know what she is! CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! But I know who she’s with! Claws in the moonlight, eyes in the trees, She reads my mind like a disease— CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! And she’s coming home with me! [Verse 2] Six-foot shadow at the county line, Hoofprints mixed with a size-nine, Every dog starts losing its mind, But she just smiles and says, “We’re fine.” Black car following three miles back, Men in suits and a government tag, She turns around and the headlights crack, I don’t ask how she did that. [Pre-Chorus] She knows when I’m lying, Knows when I’m scared, Knows what I’m thinking Before I get there. [Chorus] CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! Don’t know what she is! CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! But I know who she’s with! Claws in the moonlight, eyes in the trees, She reads my mind like a disease— CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! And she’s coming home with me! [Verse 3] Caught her shedding underneath the moon, Said, “Don’t worry, it’ll grow back soon,” Something screaming from the other room, She said, “Baby, grab the broom.” Keeps strange bones underneath the bed, Talks in languages long gone dead, Sometimes wakes up six feet overhead, I just pull the covers over my head. [Bridge] Maybe she’s a monster, Maybe she’s a queen, Maybe she crawled out From somewhere in between. Maybe I should leave her, Maybe I should run— Then she looks right through me And I forget where I’m from. [Breakdown] Snake skin! Leopard eyes! Read my mind! Detect my lies! Long claws! Midnight grin! God knows what I’ve gotten in! [Final Chorus] CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! Don’t know what she is! CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! But I know who she’s with! Claws in the moonlight, eyes in the trees, She reads my mind like a disease— CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! And she’s coming home with me! CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! Something ain’t right! CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! She only comes out at night! Every camera dies when she walks by, Every witness changes their alibi— CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND! And I’m one lucky guy!
0/500