Simple Question

Where'd all our towels disappear? I'm trying to work, what's the crisis here? No, I ain't being emotional, I’ve been dealing with this shit all day long. I swear I've gained ten pounds, just carrying all this stress around I'm headed to Jack in the Box to take a piss. Trip on the porch and it looks like this. I don't remember ordering all these Amazon packages. Wait a minute...”Are those ten more chickens?” Would you stop, damn it? I'm so done with this shit! We’re out of laundry soap. And why don't my blue jeans fit? You're really starting to piss me off. My head's spinning in a blur. Answer the damn phone. Where are the dog beepers? Do you ever put your own gas in the truck? [woman’s voice] Nope, 'cause you’ll always do it!" Getting these birds was a huge mistake. And your stupid goose just bit me, screw it Do these kids ever get off their phones? Why’s my daughter wearing a crop top? Does she ever wear damn clothes? Would you stop, damn it? I'm so done with this shit! We’re out of laundry soap. And why don't my blue jeans fit? You're really starting to piss me off. My head's spinning in a blur. Answer the damn phone. Where are the dog beepers? Forgot the box at work for the school project. What time are you off? Meet me at the bank What's our email? What's the password? What's the Click Safety login? My mind's completely blank I'm buying dog food and dinner stuff. Didn’t I just put gas in your truck? I can't keep track of what the hell we do. Every day's another list of twenty things to get through If you're cooking supper, make whatever you want, while I'm fighting battles on the home front Can you grab my Copenhagen off the counter? And tonight honey, do you think we could find a little time… for you know… Again, I was just asking a simple question, that’s all. [outspoken] "Welp... there go those damn dogs down the road again. Wish I had their beepers." ...Fuck it. I need a beer.