(intro dialogue) Hey Harry... Did somebody call me? Yeah it's me Hagrid... Just wanted to tell you.. That you're a Wizard, Muthafuckaa! VERSE 1: Came up out the cupboard, now I’m lit like Lumos, Dark mark in the sky when I pull up too close. Talkin’ that muggle mess, I transfigure your ride, Now your Beemer’s a beetle — better run, better hide. Grew up with the Dursleys, hate made me colder, Now I got Sirius in my heart on my shoulder. Wand in the cloak, that’s heat in the fold, Drop a curse in the alley, leave the Ministry cold. No polyjuice, I’m real in the flesh, I don’t talk — I hiss, I press. Chamber unlocked, I flex like I’m destined, Death Eaters duck when I start that lesson. 🎶 HOOK: You're a wizard, muthafukka. You're a wizard, muthafukka. ...instrumental drop... VERSE 2: Yeah, I walk through walls like I’m ghostin’ with Peeves, Still got gold, got Gringotts keys. Flew in with the squad, got Weasleys in motion, And a Time-Turner hangin’ like a chain in slow motion. Quidditch with the rings? I dunk like I'm Jordan, Haters talk Parseltongue — I just ignore 'em. O.W.L.'s stacked, got spells for the ops, Don’t need no backup, I silence the knocks. Voldy said kill — but he never pulled up, 'Cause I been ten steps with that Elder tucked. Hogsmeade night, we toast to survival, I ain't scared of death — I've danced with rivals. 🎶 FINAL HOOK: You're a wizard, muthafukka. You're a wizard, muthafukka. ...instrumental fades out...