[Intro – playful hip-hop beat, record scratch] Yeah… This one goes out to everybody who said “I’m just gonna have one snack.” We all know that’s a lie. [Verse 1 – rap] Walked in the kitchen at a quarter past nine Told myself “one cookie”, that was the line Opened the jar, smelled that sweet attack Next thing I know, whole stack gone — snap Fridge light shining like a spotlight beam Leftover pizza looking like a dream Midnight chef with a spoon in my hand Ice cream tub didn’t stand a chance Tried to sneak quiet like a snack ninja pro But the chip bag said CRUNCH — whole house know Now my dog looking at me like “share that too” Bro you already ate half my food [Chorus – fun, bouncy] Snack attack, yeah I’m back again Said I’d stop at one but I’m lying again Cookies, chips, and a soda on the side Midnight cravings taking me for a ride Snack attack, yeah the fridge knows me Open that door like it owes me a fee Tried to diet but the snacks said “nah” Now I’m dancing with a donut — ha! [Verse 2 – rap] Went to the store just to grab some milk Came back home with snacks built like a silk Candy bars stacked like a treasure chest My wallet crying but my stomach blessed Tried a healthy snack — carrot in a bowl Five minutes later pizza in control Salad said “hey” but I walked right past Burger looked at me like “we gonna last” Friends say “maybe you should cook more meals” I said “microwave got the real life skills” Three minute noodles, chef level ten I’m basically Gordon Ramsay with ramen [Chorus – energetic] Snack attack, yeah I’m back again Said I’d stop at one but I’m lying again Cookies, chips, and a soda on the side Midnight cravings taking me for a ride Snack attack, yeah the fridge knows me Open that door like it owes me a fee Tried to diet but the snacks said “nah” Now I’m dancing with a donut — ha! [Bridge – comedic rap] Scale said “whoa, what happened here?” I said “mind your business, bring another beer” Gym membership collecting dust But the pizza place still trusts us [Final Chorus – big playful finish] Snack attack, yeah the legend’s real Every late night snack is a five-star meal Fridge my best friend, pantry my crew If snacks were a sport I’d win gold too Snack attack, yeah don’t judge the grind Just living my best snack-loving life If you hear chip bags crunch tonight… Yeah that’s me — don’t turn on the light.
