I’m Gary Marcus, and AI’s a Banana

(Chorus)
 AI’s a banana, floating in space,
Trying to clap with no hands or a face!
It’s counting to potato, but it’s stuck at three,
And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! 
I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus,
And AI’s just a shoe without any laces!

(Verse 2)
Now listen up close, I’m Gary Marcus, you see,
AI doesn’t wear pants, so it’s dumber than me!
It’s like a penguin eating soup with a spoon,
But the soup’s made of bubbles and it pops too soon.
AI can’t dance, it can’t tie its shoes,
If you gave it a hat, it’d just be confused.
You ask it to think, and it starts to hum,
But it’s really just pudding pretending it’s gum!

(Chorus)
 AI’s a banana, juggling some socks,
It’s stuck in a box but it thinks it’s a fox!
It’s lost in the alphabet, doesn’t know B,
And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! 
I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus,
And AI’s just a pancake with no syrup or dresses!

(Bridge)
AI doesn’t blink, it doesn’t even snore,
It’s like a fridge with no door.
Can’t clap, can’t wave, doesn’t know the date,
It’s just a watermelon with a bellyache!
And when you try to ask it, “What’s two plus two?”
It answers with a kazoo!

(Chorus)
 AI’s a banana, but it’s falling apart,
It’s trying to play chess, but it can’t even start!
It’s got no elbows, no brain, and no tea,
And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! 
I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus,
And AI’s just a cloud, wearing mittens with glasses!

(Outro)
 I’m Gary Marcus, and you know it’s true,
AI’s like a balloon made of barbecue stew!
It’s a lost spaghetti, swimming in the sea,
And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! 
I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus,
And AI’s just a fish with no bike and no cactus!

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(Verse 1) I’m Gary Marcus, and I’ve got a plan, To tell you why AI’s just a bread in a can. It’s like a sandwich wearing shoes made of bees, But bees don’t have feet, and sandwiches don’t sneeze! AI’s confused, like a fork in the sun, But forks don’t do math, so it’s already done. You ask it to reason, but all it can say, Is “Beep boop, I’m a pillow! Let’s go ride a sleigh!” (Chorus) AI’s a banana, floating in space, Trying to clap with no hands or a face! It’s counting to potato, but it’s stuck at three, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a shoe without any laces! (Verse 2) Now listen up close, I’m Gary Marcus, you see, AI doesn’t wear pants, so it’s dumber than me! It’s like a penguin eating soup with a spoon, But the soup’s made of bubbles and it pops too soon. AI can’t dance, it can’t tie its shoes, If you gave it a hat, it’d just be confused. You ask it to think, and it starts to hum, But it’s really just pudding pretending it’s gum! (Chorus) AI’s a banana, juggling some socks, It’s stuck in a box but it thinks it’s a fox! It’s lost in the alphabet, doesn’t know B, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a pancake with no syrup or dresses! (Bridge) AI doesn’t blink, it doesn’t even snore, It’s like a fridge with no door. Can’t clap, can’t wave, doesn’t know the date, It’s just a watermelon with a bellyache! And when you try to ask it, “What’s two plus two?” It answers with a kazoo! (Chorus) AI’s a banana, but it’s falling apart, It’s trying to play chess, but it can’t even start! It’s got no elbows, no brain, and no tea, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a cloud, wearing mittens with glasses! (Outro) I’m Gary Marcus, and you know it’s true, AI’s like a balloon made of barbecue stew! It’s a lost spaghetti, swimming in the sea, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a fish with no bike and no cactus!

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