Oh I know the beautiful lady. I sing her praises. Oh yes! Her husband is always ready To kiss her and kick my ass. [Pause for laughter] I met a lovely lady last month. I sing her praises and so on. It looks like there's a mouse Buried in her mouth. And the only tooth is a tombstone. [Pause for laughter] I met a lovely lady last month. I sing her praises. But (but, but, but) Her breath from the mouth Smells worse than her butt. [Pause for laughter] I have never met such beauty in my life! Oh, if only she was mine, my dear! Oh, if only this was my wife, I could exchange her for a mug of beer! [Pause for laughter] Oh my beautiful lady! Oh my beautiful lady! Oh my beautiful lady! Oh my dear! [Laughter] What about my beer? Is it ready? Oh my beer! My beer! [Laughter]
