[Intro] [chant] Su-zy! Su-zy! Guardian of the snack bowl! [chant] Su-zy! Su-zy! Purrblade of the night! [Verse 1] Seventeen winters Still she rules this room Tiny tiger on a tattered chair Golden eyes Full moon He’s level forty-three On a glowing throne of wires She patrols his pixel kingdom Tail held high Heart on fire [Pre-Chorus] When the cursor crawls And the bosses roar She’s the fearless fur-clad shield Sleeping by his keyboard [Chorus] Suzy of the starlit couch Queen of crumbs and sacred pouch Every treat She claims her due (“Mrow, respect your fluffy shogun!”) Faithful to her chosen nerd Every purr a binding word If the world falls She’ll still shout “I guard my human Hear me meow!” [Verse 2] He loves herbs and heroes Streaming late-night shows She conducts the anime endings Kneading blankets with her toes Whines at midnight Opera in the hall Then at noon she’s soft and silent Like a plush Eternal wall [Pre-Chorus] Side quests in the kitchen Final boss: the fridge She unlocks his secret smile With a stare from the catnip ridge [Chorus] Suzy of the starlit couch Queen of crumbs and sacred pouch Every snack She calls his name (“Feed the floof, upgrade your game!”) Faithful to her chosen nerd Every purr a binding word If the screen cracks She’ll still vow “I guard my human Hear me meow!” [Bridge] [half-time drop] From the first soft mew To the last save file She’s the spell that breaks his sorrow In a single Sleepy smile [build up] Nine lives pledged To one soft hand In her eyes he’s not a loser He’s the hero of this land [Final Chorus] Suzy of the starlit couch Legend sung in lazy slouch Battle cry for snacks and sleep (hey!) “Fill the bowl The bond runs deep!” Faithful to her chosen nerd Every purr a sacred word If the credits roll right now They’d read: “Her whole world is him” (meow!) “I guard my human Hear me meow!”
