The Legendary Bikini Armour of the Alpine Valkyrie [NDC BINGO E6]

----------------------- NDC BINGO 2026 Genre: Yodeling Theme: High Fantasy ----------------------- [Intro] High above the clouds where eagles dared not fly... Beyond the last white peak... Where snow remembered every name... There slept... An armour... Forged not for war... But for wonder... Hol... ...di... ...oooo... [Verse 1] An Alpine Valkyrie crossed the morning snow, Her laughter brighter than the glaciers' glow. The mountain dwarves forged silver, gold and flame— Yet none could match the wonder of her name. No blade could dull it, No curse could stain. No king could claim Its joyful reign. Hol-di-ri... ...hol-di-o... [Pre-Chorus] "Guard this gift," The old spirits cried. "Let no heart Remain denied." For whoever gazed Upon its shining gleam... Would wake inside... A mountain dream. [Chorus] Hol-di-oooo! Lay-ee-ay! Raise your boots— Away! Away! Spin your shield! Lift your spear! Even dragons Dance with cheer! Hol-la-di! Hol-la-do! Round the mountains Off we go! When the Valkyrie's armour Catches your eye... Nobody fights... We only... YODEL! [Verse 2] The goblins dropped their crooked knives, The trolls forgot their dreadful lives. The orcs began to clap in time, Their battle cries became sublime. Skeletons rattled Perfect beat, Marching proudly On dancing feet. The ogres twirled With bashful grace— Not one remembered Why they'd raze. [Yodel Break] [Verse 3] A crimson dragon crowned with flame Descended roaring just the same. It spread its wings— Prepared to strike— Then blinked... And smiled... Much to its dislike. It filled its mighty lungs to roar... But out instead... Came— HOL-DI-OOOOOOO! [Grand Chorus] Hol-di-ay! Hol-di-o! Every valley Starts to glow! Kings and shepherds, Wolf and ram— All forget Who once they were! Spin the banners! Ring the bells! Every mountain Joins the spells! The Legendary Bikini Armour shines... And every soul... Falls into... JOY! [Bridge] One village... Became ten. Ten valleys... Became one. Every echo Found another. Every stranger Found a brother. Even ancient giants Smiled once more. No one remembered... War. [Final Chorus] HOL-DI-OOOOOO! LAY-EE-AY! Round and round We dance today! Raise your cup! Lift your voice! Even dragons Now rejoice! The snowfields sing! The forests sway! Every mountain Finds its way! No sword was drawn... No blood was spilled... The greatest battle... Was laughter... Song... And dance! [Final Mountain Coda] So should you wander... Beyond the last white peak... And hear... A distant... Hol... ...di... ...oooo... Do not be afraid. Someone... Has found... The Legendary Bikini Armour... Again... Hol-di-oooo...