[Verse 1] We packed our bags at midnight, with flashlights in our hands Headed deep into the forest, to the creepiest of lands There’s somethin’ out there lurkin’—don’t you roll your eyes! We’ve got snacks, a net, and garlic bread—tonight’s the night we rise! [Chorus] Cryptid hunters unite! With a full moon glow and a drone in flight We’re chasing down shadows in the dead of night From Roswell skies to Transylvanian fright So grab your gear and hold on tight… Cryptid hunters unite! [Verse 2] We saw Bigfoot near the Walmart, shufflin’ with a cart He bought six bags of beef jerky and a copy of “Mario Kart” Then a UFO zipped over, dropped a cow and flew away We high-fived an alien named Jeff—he said, “Have a cryptid day!” [Chorus] Cryptid hunters unite! With our tinfoil hats and our eyes on the light We’re battlin’ werewolves who only bark, not bite And a vampire DJ who parties all night If you see a swamp beast, don’t take flight… Cryptid hunters unite! [Bridge] We’ve got Sasquatch socks and Nessie mugs We trade chupacabra collector’s hugs We camp in haunted Taco Bells And tell ghost stories with taco shells [Verse 3] We found a goblin in a thrift store, buyin’ neon shoes And a banshee in a jazz band singin’ paranormal blues We’ve yeti-proofed our camper, it’s covered in tin cans And we only trust our weather reports from the Mothman [Final Chorus] Cryptid hunters unite! We’re a kooky crew, but our hearts are right From dusty caves to spectral sight We believe in every bump of the night So if you love weird, join our flight… Cryptid hunters unite!
