Verse 1 — fast rap: Alkaline cleaner for your mash tun and lauter tun Foaming detergent hitting every surface on the run CIP and COP for your kettles and your wort cooler Brite tank, keg wash machine, nobody does it fuller Chlorinated nonchlorinated mild or heavy duty Acid cleaner on your stainless making everything beauty Peroxyacetic acid PAA for the pathogens Chlorine iodine quat pick your sanitizing friends E2 foaming soap PCMX formula strong Thirty-one-fifty applications per gallon all day long E3 Plus hand sanitizer atomized spray Alpet D2 quat-free for the water-sensitive bay Pre-Chorus: Smokehouse oven cleaner on the cooked-on soil and smoke Foaming alkaline high-pressure making grease a joke Drain cleaner eliminating biofilm and mold Everything biodegradable everything controlled Chorus — singalong: Refill not landfill we don't throw it away H-700 running in sixty centers today Custom formulated delivered to your door Been doing it since seventy-seven gonna do it more Verse 2 — faster: Rig wash for the oil field wireline degreaser too Radiator cleaner on the fracturing truck for you Injection grease dissolved not displaced in the drain Concrete removal off the truck barrel no metal pain Floor soap on the terrazzo tile and painted concrete Cutting oils tire marks inks getting obsolete Aluminum brightener on the winery line lube Foaming acid cleaner doing everything you need to do Metalworking fluids for the parts you're machining Pulp and paper mill getting absolutely gleaming Vehicle wash on the chrome without leaving a film Dust control odor control petrochemical the realm Pre-Chorus: Degreasers emulsifying animal fats and blood Conveyor chain lubricants rinsing through the mud Cold environment detergents for the extreme demands Tank telemetry watching levels on command (Chorus) Bridge — deadpan, slower: Sterilex Ultra detecting and destroying biofilm Alpet Q foam soap for the food processing realm ChemSan RBR running PAA through the line Every formula custom blended every single time And now there's AI watching your tank levels too Demand forecasting telling you what to do Sixty manufacturing centers all running the H-700 Ken Blewett in Dayton saying this is just the beginning (Final Chorus — double time) Outro — breathless: Alkaline foaming CIP COP acid sanitizer PAA Chlorine iodine quat E2 E3 Alpet D2 Sterilex Rig wash wireline degreaser radiator concrete removal Floor soap line lube aluminum brightener REFILL — NOT — LANDFILL
