[Verse 1] Twas late Christmas Eve and the sky was clear Santa loaded up the sleigh with his holiday gear Somewhere near Muncie on the midwest line He grabbed a little brownie thinkin this is fine But the elves never labeled which batch was which And the one he picked up had a powerful twitch By the time he hit Grand Rapids he was hummin a tune And the reindeer swore he was laughin at the moon [Chorus] Oh Santas flight What a wild strange night He was wavy in the sky but the gifts stayed right From the Rockies to the coast under every porch light Santas flight Santas flight Was Santa stoned Man it just might [Verse 2] Everything west of the Mississippi line Went a little sideways but somehow fine Folks swear they heard Santa giggle in the vents Others found their stockings filled with peppermints One guy claims Santa rode a yard snowblower Another saw him pet a plastic lawn mower Kids woke up to toys stacked ten feet tall And a note that said sorry got carried away yall [Chorus] Oh Santas flight What a wild strange night He was zoned in the clouds but the gifts stayed right From the Bay to the plains under every porch light Santas flight Santas flight Was Santa stoned Yeah the rumors ignite [Bridge] Rudolph told the others just steer real straight Santa is vibin let the man rotate Comet said relax we been here before Last year he tried to fly through a closed barn door But magic is magic and Santa dont quit Even when his brain is doin loops in a pit Through the snow and the stars he still made the run A little too chill but the job got done [Verse 3] When dawn rolled in he was back at the Pole Mrs Claus said honey were you out of control He winked real slow with a cookie in hand Said I saw every house in every land Maybe next year label treats at the start Some brownies for the stomach and some not for the heart Then he laughed so loud it rattled the pine Merry Christmas all and may your brownies be fine [Final Chorus] Oh Santas flight What a wild strange night He was floatin in the sky but the gifts stayed right From the mountains to the shore under every porch light Santas flight Santas flight Was Santa stoned Yeah maybe he might
