[Lyrics:] Gloves first, always gloves first Don’t forget the hairnet too Everything that used to move Is quieter than me and you Start at the edges, work to the middle Bag the red before it sets Bleach is best for certain stains Peroxide lifts the rest Roll the carpet if it’s heavy Check the cracks between the boards What was once a person shape Is now just chemistry and chores Wipe the handles, wipe the switches Wipe the places fingers know Fix the air of what it smelled like Open windows, let it go We don’t talk about the before We only talk about the after A clean room is a kind of mercy A clean room is a quiet laughter Gloves first, always gloves first Don’t forget the hairnet too Everything that used to move Is quieter than me and you Quieter than me and you Quieter than me and you
