[Spoken Intro] Do you see them?… Ducks… Why… ducks… They’re everywhere… ducks! …(quack quack) [verse 1] Woke up at seven forgot to set my alarm Already late for work check my phone what’s the harm Scrolling through my news feed and react to a cute duck Then I see another then another then ANOTHER… what the FUCK? Shake it off, head to discord get the juicy goosey No dead air in there, shit’s lit, lips are loosey loosey, But as I start to scroll my heart sinks into my lap Stacked up in the discussion is just a buncha quacks (quack quack) [jazzy instrumental section] [Soulful Chorus] WHYYYYYYYY What the fuck’s with the ducks? Did I have too much to smoke? What the fuck’s with the ducks? Am I havin’ a STROKE? If the universe is tryna tell me something Come down to my face and say it Because if this is some kinda game I just don’t wanna play it [jazzy instrumental section] [verse 2] I’m drivin' to work, tryin' to clear my head, But what’s waddlin’ across the street up ahead? Feathers flappin’, quacks attackin’, blocking up my lane, Now I’m sittin' here wonderin’ if I’m goin' insane. Pull up to the office, try to start my day, But ducks are in the break room, won’t get outta the way! They’re takin' my coffee, settin’ up shop, I ask my boss, "Is this real or did my brain just flop?" (quack quack) [bridge] I thought I was trippin’, but now I’m not so sure, Everywhere I go, there’s feathers on the floor. It’s like the universe is playin' some cruel joke, I’ve had enough of these birds, man, I’m about to choke! Is there a deeper meaning, or is this just bad luck? Somebody please explain, what the fuck’s with all the ducks? [Soulful Chorus] WHYYYYYYYY What the fuck’s with the ducks? Did I have too much to smoke? What the fuck’s with the ducks? Am I havin’ a STROKE? If the universe is tryna tell me something Come down to my face and say it Because if this is some kinda game I just don’t wanna play it [outro] Quacks in the morning, quacks at night, Feathers and beaks, I’m surrendering this fight. I’m giving it up, I’m all outta luck, I guess I’ll just live with all these fuckin’ ducks. (quack quack) Yeah… what the fuck?
