**Verse 1:** In the depths of a bunker, where the light doesn't shine, Sits little Vlad Putin, sipping vodka like wine. He's scared of the outside, won't show his face, Afraid of a bullet or a dagger's embrace. **Chorus:** Oh, Vlad, oh Vlad, in your bunker you hide, Afraid to be seen, you stay inside. You've got no heart, you're just a scared little man, Sending your soldiers, while you have no plan. **Verse 2:** Zelensky, he's different, he's out with his gun, Ready to fight, under the sun. While Vladimir cowers, fearing for his crust, He's got his Beef Eater, 'cause he knows he must trust. **Chorus:** Oh, Vlad, oh Vlad, in your bunker you hide, Afraid to be seen, you stay inside. You've got no heart, you're just a scared little man, Sending your soldiers, while you have no plan. **Bridge:** You talk a big game, but you're just a little mouse, While the world outside is turning your house. You send out the troops, you play with their lives, But in your safe haven, your fear survives. **Verse 3:** Now, the world watches, and they shake their head, "Is this the leader," they said, "of whom we've read?" With a country at stake, and so much on the line, He's too busy hiding, avoiding the front line. **Chorus:** Oh, Vlad, oh Vlad, in your bunker you hide, Afraid to be seen, you stay inside. You've got no heart, you're just a scared little man, Sending your soldiers, while you have no plan. **Outro:** So here's to Vladimir, in his bunker he'll stay, Afraid of the world, of the light of day. But remember, dear Vlad, history will tell, Of the leader who hid, in his bunker cell.
