[Unrelated Incident.] [Original Lyrics by M.J. (NO AI LYRICS)] [© Copyright 2026: https://suno.com/@westcoastbrothersstrange] [Support/Artwork: R.C.E.] [Audio/vocals by SunoAI: https://www.suno.com] [V6 Initial generation: 09/16/2026] [Verse 1] Rained all morning. People just walking. A truck came racing up right behind them. The driver aimed for the deepest puddle. The people were soaked. Head to toe. What a prick. The driver kept going. Thought it was funny. Three days later, the same truck... Completely underwater. Turns out, the driver lost control. Drove it right into a lake. The driver was fine. The truck... Not so much. [Chorus 1] Unrelated incident. Nothing connects one thing to the other. Just strange timing. That's all it was. Just an.. Unrelated incident. [Verse 2] Busy parking lot. People looking for a spot. One car already waiting on someone. The spot finally opened. Then she cut right in. She thought it was her personal spot. Entitled bitch. Later, she came home a bit early. Found another car parked in her driveway. She saw a strange guy, he was just leaving. Carrying his shoes, getting into the car. Then she saw her husband standing in the doorway. He was half dressed, waving goodbye.. Seems someone else was in her... Personal spot. [Chorus 2] Unrelated incident. Nothing connects one thing to the other. Pure coincidence. That's all it was. Just an... Unrelated incident. [Bridge] Different people. Different places. Different days. Different problems. Nothing connected. Nothing suspicious. Just bad luck with uncanny timing. Probably nothing. [Verse 3] Crowded office lobby. Guy already in the elevator. Someone else running to catch it... He saw them coming. Pretended to reach for the OPEN button. Hit CLOSE instead. The doors closed in their face. What a dick. Later that day... The same dick. The same elevator. Stuck between floors. Pressed the button, over and over... Nothing... He's gonna be late. [Final Chorus] Another unrelated incident. Nothing connects one thing to the other. No pattern here, far as anybody knows. Just strange timing, again and again. Just an... Unrelated incident. Completely unrelated. Obviously. [Outro] Still... Shame about the truck. Just another... "Unrelated Incident."
