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Holly's Beach Dilemma

[Intro] [Verse] Holly the hermaphrodite wakes up sunny day Gonna hit the waves hooray What to wear don't really know Hide the bulge keep it on the low Doesn’t want to pitch a tent [Verse 2] Wants to tan wants to shine Looks for love in the sunshine Surfboard waxed ready to glide Muffin is waxed ready to slide Hopes to find a heart so kind [Chorus] Oh Holly the hermaphrodite at the beach Oh Holly the hermaphrodite finds some peace Waves crashing in her mind Looking for love she'll find [Bridge] Sun is high sky so blue Hoping dreams they come true Got a plan it's so tight Wants a love that feels right [Verse 3] Board shorts or the bathing suit Doesn’t want to pitch a tent Wants to care not give a hoot Under sun with golden glow Heart is open feeling so [Chorus] Oh Holly the hermaphrodite at the beach Oh Holly the hermaphrodite finds some peace Waves crashing in her mind Looking for love she'll find [Fade] [End]