[Heavy radio static and white noise] [Spoken word] [male voice 1 with radio filter] Houston, Houston, do you copy? [male voice 2 with radio filter] Houston here, go on, we copy. [male voice 1] So, uh, we've been contacted... uh, we've been contacted by a bogey. [male voice 2] Come again? [male voice 1] A bogey, you know, space vamp...[loud electronic screech and static interference] [male voice 2] Bzzzz...nnection....hear me? Can you hear me Nyarlathotep 1? [male voice 1] Yeah, yeah, Houston, copy...baby, go easy with that feeler. Ow, damn, I said no biting! [static burst] [male voice 2] Nyarlathotep 1, remember the directive. Don't get in proximity to ambiguous life forms. Do you copy? Come in, Nyarlathotep 1. No matter what you do... [male voice 1] Right, right, I'll call you back. I gotta go now. Bye! [Outro] [radio static fades out] [Verse] We’ve come down to say hi From the deep blue sky We bring music and other types of amusements Feel our fingers right here see that means we’re friendly It’s just it gets a little lonely out in space we’re in a bit of a frenzy We come with the truth lay it bare for you don’t mind our fangs [Sucking noise] (sssshlurrrp) that’s how we say we like you, our juicy human friends We’re your… [Chorus, weird alien vocoder unison choir] Sexually confused vampire aliens Sexually confused vampire aliens We’re bringing all sorts of amusement Hey human guys hey human gals We’re your sexually confused vampire alien pals! [Verse] Step right up come one come all You must be quite a boring species with only two genders But we can still have one hell of a ball We’re coming with our high tech toys and the largest gene blender Step right in to cosmic sin, call Home you’re gon’ be late you’re in for a week long bender Ooooooh send the probes now…yeaaaah…here come the… [Chorus, weird alien vocoder unison choir] Sexually confused vampire aliens Sexually confused vampire aliens We’re bringing all sorts of amusement Hey human guys hey human gals We’re your sexually confused vampire alien pals! [Bridge, funky and ambiguously sensual] Ooooh in space nothing’s obscene Oooooh it’s science, not a sin Oooooh huuuuh just let me collect your genes Ooooooh in space nothing’s obscene No one can hear you scream Just come don’t make a scene When you cream Make sure you fill this test tube to the seams We got it good and lubed for you Can’t waste one single gene Oooooh…huuuuuuh… You say you’re afraid but your human body says you’re loving it, you’re loving your… [Chorus, weird alien vocoder unison choir] Sexually confused vampire aliens Sexually confused vampire aliens We’re bringing all sorts of amusement Hey human guys hey human gals We’re your sexually confused vampire alien pals!
