Intro: *bark bark bark... sit, boy...* Verse 1: Aye, you on Discord postin' like you Levi with the blade, But your energy screams Zenitsu when a demon in your face, Actin' tsun-dere, sword emoji, fedora for the aesthetic, But I peeped your M A L, your favorites all pathetic! You got a fursona rockin' drip like Guts from Berserk, But you really Subaru cryin' every arc, it hurts, Won't take it from the back like you Gojo with Infinity, Nah, you Speedwagon, loyal simp with no divinity! Your search bar full of "Ara Ara" compilation vids, You want a Darkness-type to step on you and make you live, Say you hard like Sukuna but you soft like Tanjiro, Barkin' loud online but beggin' for a dommy hero! You claim you got that Vegeta pride, that Sasuke cold demeanor, But you really just a Deku cryin' for a Mirko cleaner, Want her thighs like Mount Lady crushin' buildings when she grow, Snu-snu you into next week, boy, we already know! Pre-Chorus: You post that Inuyasha energy, half-demon, actin' mean, But you really Tamaki from Ouran: soft and in between, You want a Yor Forger-type to choke you out serene, While you bark online pretendin' you the villain of the scene! Chorus: TSUN-DERE FRAUD! You ain't Bakugo, you just loud! WON'T TAKE DICK! But you dream of Mikasa's shroud! BARKIN' ONLINE! Like you Inosuke, too proud! SNU-SNU FIEND! Want a Rumi thigh to drown you out! Yeah, drown your ass out! Verse 2: You in the server actin' mad like you Light with the Death Note, But you really just Matsuda: dumb, submissive, and remote, Got a collar in your cart like you Rem simp energy, You want her six feet tall like Erza, strict, no leniency! You post your dogboy fit, katana out like Zoro's stance, But that's just cope for how you really wanna be enhanced, By a Noi-type Amazon, muscles, tall, commands, She'll pin you to the tatami mat and make you understand! You say you Mugen with the attitude, the reckless, wild soul, But you Spike Spiegel post-Julia: depressed and needin' hold, You want a Revy-type to grab you by the throat and take control, Or a Makima dom "Good boy, now beg, and do what you're told!" Your whole aesthetic screams Hiei: cold, distant, dark attire, But you really Yuki Sohma turnin' into rats when you perspire, You want that Ryuko Kill la Kill to make your body tired, Snu-snu combat 'til you tappin' out, admittin' you's a liar! Bridge: You~'re a shonen protagonist who skips the trainin' arc, Frontin' like you Ichigo but you Kon—just the bark, You dream of Kaguya-sama but you really just a mark, For any big-thigh waifu who gon' leave you in the dark! Chorus: TSUN-DERE FRAUD! You ain't Bakugo, you just loud! WON'T TAKE DICK! But you dream of Mikasa's shroud! BARKIN' ONLINE! Like you Inosuke, too proud! SNU-SNU FIEND! Want a Rumi thigh to drown you out! Yeah, drown your ass out! Outro: So take that fake tsun energy and keep it where it don't belong, You ain't Accelerator, bitch, you just Touma all along, We broke your character down, analyzed your every wrong, You just a good boy beggin' for a leash... *your cover's gone.*
