[spoken intro] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! introducing! THE GOVERNOR! [Verse 1] A grin on lease and a state in arrears Hair did more than the hydrants this year Lockdown law, then a Laundry-night seat no rules for him, but plenty for thee Mapped the sidewalk, branded the mess Pinned the poop and your phone does the rest Says he aint running but ain't leaving the frame Bill with a smile and you’re paying the same [pre-chorus] Gav aint no Don, that much is true yet he can't help but play Don's tune! [Chorus] Welcome to Cali, Watch your step Or else you'll slip on this tropical mess Wine in the cellar and a suit well pressed Promising little and giving way less Welcome to Cali, watch your back Theft, drugs, fraud, plenty random attacks give it up for the governor, in all that he lacks Presidential smile without the wits in the pack [verse] L.A to San Fran in a blink he said thirty billion talked itself dead Rails still missing but he aint the fool even if the money went to keep his wine cool Medicade spending goin' into the pits surely Nick Shirley's got his peepers on this whoops never mind, there's nothing to find says the law we just passed to keep robbin' you blind [pre-chorus] Where did it go, Gav. cash just grew legs? Or did it all go to the migrants instead??? [chorus] Welcome to Cali, Try not to choke or else you might trip on the second-hand smoke Don't worry, it's legal, now give it a toke Guest that's what you get for goin' too woke Welcome to Cali, Mind the smell All of skid row's just an addict hotel Karen admits that it hasn't gone well But the governor needs some more Hair Gel [Instrumental with Scat singing for 6 bars] [bridge] Hills went red, Pipes ran dry Water aint comin' better hope you don't die Smoke then clear, leaving a view a view worth sellin' and makin' brand new. Must feel bad, but grief has a price buildin' a mansion right on the grave site Doin' his job, keepin' it real It ain't a Fire its a real estate deal. [pre chorus] Just hear him speak to minority youth I can't read, I'm just like you! [Chorus] Welcome to Cali, Half burn to ash But a tragedy's worth makin' some cash sellin' your dreams with a bit of panache Who else could make such gold from trash? Welcome to Cali, President Shi We cleaned the place up just for you, y'see? Without the stench of drug laced pee Pretending like this is how it'd normally be [spoken outro] LADIES AND GENTS THE GOVERNOR IS LEAVIN' THE BUILDING check under your seats for a complimentary MAGA hat "You're welcome California"
