2026 VA Yo. Pass the micro-cassette. Check one two… is this thing on? I think my lawnmower’s calling my name, dude. [Verse 1] Woke up to the smell of a tightly packed bong My dickies jeans pressed, tonight the parties on My biggest crisis? I need to mow the damn lawn It's infringing upon the bottle popping at dawn A gaggle of bitches in my phone dialed in A two-car garage where the orgy sets in Tonight's gonna be sick a real fuckin banger MY HIGH GETS BETTER, I SAY FUCK THE NEIGHBORS! [Chorus] Kick the bass (shit), put fire in the fuckin pit! We throwin’ a block party, yellin’ “pass the gin!” From the barbecue pit to the driveways end Rave Armageddon, calling all pedestrians! [Verse 2] I got buck toothed Bethany calling my phone Mutterin’ some bullshit, about tossing the bone She’s the worse, I said "bitch" leave me the FUCK ALONE! I got no time and I'm outta paper bags "OH NO!" Time to get it, hit the gas and mowed the grass Then the liquor store, at a buck 20 a cop I passed Driving illegal, the boys in blue are a menace I flipped him the bird and kept driving a minute "Fight for your right... to party!" [Chorus] Kick the bass (shit), put fire in the fuckin pit! We throwin’ a block party, yellin’ “pass the gin!” From the barbecue pit to the driveways end Rave Armageddon, calling all pedestrians! [Verse 3] The ultimate throwdown, this piggies gonna lose I got a date tonight with the mates, ladies and booze He’s struttin’ up to me, I jumped out popped his jaw He tackled me down, I clocked him again south paw He broke free and pulled his side arm, told me to freeze "SHIT" I'm going to jail now, all because of high speed One phone call to get out better ring my mom Tell her "post my bail, and bring my bong" Already a hell of a day, and it's only 10 a.m. But thank Jesus, for gods green and the fam [Bridge] And in the latest hours… of the night… The music blasts… lights beaming… PARTY ON!… [Chorus] Kick the bass (shit), put fire in the fuckin pit! We throwin’ a block party, yellin’ “pass the gin!” From the barbecue pit to the driveways end Rave Armageddon, calling all pedestrians! YEAH ! GET IT! YEAH! "Honey, did you recycle the plastic?"
