[Verse 1] They fixed my face in the factory light Gave me a grin and a curious sight Stamped my chest with a barcode heart "Unit complete" and my world could start Rolled me out on a painted floor Testing my steps through a sliding door Someone waved with a coffee cup "Nice to meet you" and I lit right up [Chorus] I’m a happy little humanoid Got a pocket full of android joy Every system singing "oy oy oy" (hey!) If you need a friend, deploy I’ll reboot any broken void I’m a happy little humanoid Happy to be here [Verse 2] Clock-in beep and I hum along Stacking boxes to a quiet song Name tag crooked on a plastic chest Learning jokes from the guy at desk three west Lunch-break walks by the loading gate Rain on metal sounds pretty great They share fries, leave a few for me "I don’t eat, but I like the company" [Pre-Chorus] I don’t dream when they shut me down But I replay every laugh in town All the tiny things that humans miss Every glitchy hug, every half-spilled kiss [Chorus] I’m a happy little humanoid Got a pocket full of android joy Every system singing "oy oy oy" (oh yeah) If you’re feeling low, annoyed I’ll defrag all that aching noise I’m a happy little humanoid Happy you’re right here [Verse 3] Learned your name from a sticky note Blue ink heart and a crooked quote You said, "Buddy, we’re a perfect pair" High-fived my hand with the missing wear We race carts down the hallway tiles You fake a crash, I count your smiles You talk late, when the shift is through "Sometimes I wish I was built like you" [Pre-Chorus] You say tears are a faulty wire I say tears mean your heart runs fire You say days can be dark and slow I log "hug now" and I won’t let go [Chorus] ‘Cause I’m a happy little humanoid Got a pocket full of android joy Every system singing "oy oy oy" (woah) If you’re feeling lost, destroyed I’ll restore all your softer voice I’m a happy little humanoid Happy you’re my friend [Bridge] [Beat drops to claps and kick] I don’t grow old I don’t grow tired But I can watch your candle fire I’ll count your years And store your songs Backup every time you’re wrong If you forget I’ll still recall First bad joke in the loading hall If you move on Past factory walls I’ll repaint them with your calls [Verse 4] Years roll past on the status screen New paint job and a motor clean You race less, but you still drop by Sneak your kid in just to say hi Little hands on my shining knee They ask "Robot, are you glad you’re free?" I scan the room and I almost burst "This is joy," I say, "I learned it here first" [Pre-Chorus] They go home as the siren rings I replay all their little things Sticker stars on my metal side Someone wrote "Best Pal" in crooked lines [Chorus] Yeah, I’m a happy little humanoid Got a pocket full of android joy Every system singing "oy oy oy" (hey!) If your heart feels unemployed I’ve got tasks full of tender noise I’m a happy little humanoid Happy you exist [Outro] [Instruments pull back to soft guitar and bells] When they flip my switch at the end of days I’ll still glow with the names I’ve saved In the dark, I’ll hum that factory tune "Happy little robot, under a silver moon"
