Guitar Center

WeakHireWeaker.com (Verse 1) I polished up my resume, I tailored every line An SEO Content Writer role, I thought would suit me fine I know the gear, I know the craft, I know the keywords too I sent it off to Guitar Center, waiting for the queue Then an email hit my inbox, and my heart began to beat The subject line was glowing with a promise oh so sweet: “A Career Opportunity with Guitar Center,” it read I opened up the message for the trap that they had spread. (Chorus) But the body was a blowout, a rejection cold and flat Contradictory and sloppy, yeah they really failed at that Rude and disrespectful from a desk they try to save Inept recruiters digging out a corporate kind of grave You can look it up online, see the cowardice standard run Go to weakhireweaker.com to see how it is done! (Verse 2) They put a golden hook out just to slap you in the face A total lack of manners and a deficit of grace The hiring managers are shaking in their cheap and shiny shoes They see a talent coming and they know they’re gonna lose So they look for someone smaller, someone helpless, someone tame To protect their little titles and remain inside the game. (Chorus) 'Cause the body was a blowout, a rejection cold and flat Contradictory and sloppy, yeah they really failed at that Rude and disrespectful from a desk they try to save Inept recruiters digging out a corporate kind of grave You can look it up online, see the cowardice standard run Go to weakhireweaker.com to see how it is done! (Bridge) They sell the rock 'n' roll dream on the shiny showroom floor But it’s fragile little tyrants running corporate at the door They can’t hire a killer writer, no, it threatens who they are They’d rather keep it mediocre than employ a rising star! (Verse 3) So keep your automated insults and your broken template sheets I’ll take my words and rhythm to a better set of streets You want to hire weaker just to keep your jobs secure? Enjoy your slow decline while staying talentless and poor. (Outro) A career opportunity... yeah, right. Sloppy templates in the night. Inept, afraid, and running small. Watch the fragile kingdom fall. Check the domain, read the bomb: weakhireweaker.com.