(verse) (adult male) Who's that coming down the street? (kids, shouted) It's Baggler! It's Baggler! (adult male) Who's that who smells like rancid meat? (kids, shouted) It's Baggler! Big Baggler! (male voice) Who's that eating chicken raw? (kids, less enthusiastically) It's Baggler. Baggler. (male voice) Who's that nursing a shattered jaw? (kids, now confused) Baggler? (chorus) It's Baggler and Friends! Baggler and Friends! Baggler's going through a really tough time. He's gotten in deep to the mafia And it looks like they roughed him up good. Baggler and Friends! Baggler and Friends! If he asks you for money, say no. There are powerful people who want Baggler dead, In fact we should all probably just go. (tagline, shouted by the kids) Baggler!
