Baking soda

baking soda! Pure and clean It's so fucking useful It's God damn obscene Put it in your hair Place it in a can Baking soda everywhere I'm it's number one fan Nothing can compete It's so white powder neat! Mix it in a bowl Throw it on the carpet Cleaning up your home Removing harpreet! Baking soda It's the best Baking soda Leave the rest Baking soda It's number one Baking soda White powder fun! It's gentle Yet invigorating An exfoliate Whatcha figuring? Nose getting bigger? For a relaxing bath Just add a half cup Then add water can't even fuck it up It's good for Chyna Did I mention it's white? You can scrub out the yellow With minimal fight! Baking soda so pure safe and natural Sprinkle it on your Weiner And watch it clean smegma , ACTUAL! From pots and pans It's dishwasher safe Add it to you oven And watch you Jew bake!