Silicon Cathedral - Drop Database Prod

[Intro] Is this the staging site? Is this reality? Caught in a rollback, no escape from prod's gravity... Open your tabs, look up at the logs and see... I'm just a junior, I need no sympathy... Because I'm easy hire, easy fire, high CPU, disk expire. [Verse] Mama... just killed prod. Ran the script without a test, hit commit and guessed the rest. Mama... sprint had just begun, But now I've dropped the table and it's gone. Mama, ooo-oo-ooh! Didn't mean to crash the queue! If the failover's not up this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if backups never mattered... [Breakdown] I see a little silhouetto of a ping! (Kubernetes! Kubernetes! Will you do the pod restart?) Thunderbolt of latency, very very frightening me! (Git revert! Git revert! Git revert! Git revert! Git revert, merge conflict! Magnifico!) I'm just a contractor, nobody loves me! (He's just an intern from an offshore agency! Spare him his stock grants from this monstrosity!) [Rock] So you think you can ping me and page me at night?! So you think you can make me write hotfixes tight?! Oh, baby! Can't do this to me, baby! Just gotta sign off, just gotta log out of Slack! [Outro] Nothing really matters... Any way the cloud bills blow...