Secret Robot Guys (Otto Bott Mix)

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[Chorus]
Secret robot guys 
More than meets the eye
Always hiding in plain sight 
I wish that I knew why
No one can deny
Secret robot guys
Are really cool but inconvenient
They make me want to cry

[Verse 2]
What could I do, I walked back home
Saw an arcade machine swordfighting with a Vespa
I ran in the house and slammed the door
Saw my stereo liberating 
My tape collection
Had them morphing into all kinds of animals:
Panthers, gorillas, armadillos
I cried, "Can you at least give my
Camper van Beethoven tape back?"
That's when my stereo gave me the bird

[Chorus]
Secret robot guys 
More than meets the eye
Make me question what I see
Certainty denied
No matter what I try
Secret robot guys
Destroy my sense of what is real
And never tell me why

[Verse 3]
This had to stop, I called the cops
They just said they don't handle tech support
Next I called the Geek Squad
They asked if I'd tried resetting the power
Said I did, but it didn't really help
Called the NSA
They put me on a watchlist
Now there's this unmarked van parked in front of my house

[Instrumental interlude: brass section, trumpet solo]

[Bridge]
Interplanetary robot war
Why'd they end up on our shore?
Sneaking, skulking through the streets 
It drives me nervous, losing sleep
If only I could know
That what I see
Is just what I'll get
I'd pay any price
Even give up the internet
Just as long as I never again have to deal with

[Final Chorus]
Secret robot guys 
Stupid techno-spies
Just let me use my air fryer
To make some crinkle fries
I don't mean to pry, 
Secret robot guys
But just what are you doing here
I get no reply

Secret robot guys 
(Robot guys)
More than meets the eye
(Meets the eye)
Always hiding in plain sight 
(Plain sight)
I wish that I knew why
(Why oh why)
They make me want to cry
(Cry)
Secret robot guys:
Mechanical delinquents
Cybernetic malcontents
They're devious and devil-sent
They're so damned inconvenient
I wish that they would die
[Outro]

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[Intro] [Verse 1] The other day I rented a car At least that's what I tried to do As soon as I went to get in, It fllipped up in the air Spun itself around made some funky ratcheting sounds Before it even hit the ground It was some kinda robot It awkwardly apologized Said "They need me at the robot battle." Needless to say, I was dumbfounded [Chorus] Secret robot guys More than meets the eye Always hiding in plain sight I wish that I knew why No one can deny Secret robot guys Are really cool but inconvenient They make me want to cry [Verse 2] What could I do, I walked back home Saw an arcade machine swordfighting with a Vespa I ran in the house and slammed the door Saw my stereo liberating My tape collection Had them morphing into all kinds of animals: Panthers, gorillas, armadillos I cried, "Can you at least give my Camper van Beethoven tape back?" That's when my stereo gave me the bird [Chorus] Secret robot guys More than meets the eye Make me question what I see Certainty denied No matter what I try Secret robot guys Destroy my sense of what is real And never tell me why [Verse 3] This had to stop, I called the cops They just said they don't handle tech support Next I called the Geek Squad They asked if I'd tried resetting the power Said I did, but it didn't really help Called the NSA They put me on a watchlist Now there's this unmarked van parked in front of my house [Instrumental interlude: brass section, trumpet solo] [Bridge] Interplanetary robot war Why'd they end up on our shore? Sneaking, skulking through the streets It drives me nervous, losing sleep If only I could know That what I see Is just what I'll get I'd pay any price Even give up the internet Just as long as I never again have to deal with [Final Chorus] Secret robot guys Stupid techno-spies Just let me use my air fryer To make some crinkle fries I don't mean to pry, Secret robot guys But just what are you doing here I get no reply Secret robot guys (Robot guys) More than meets the eye (Meets the eye) Always hiding in plain sight (Plain sight) I wish that I knew why (Why oh why) They make me want to cry (Cry) Secret robot guys: Mechanical delinquents Cybernetic malcontents They're devious and devil-sent They're so damned inconvenient I wish that they would die [Outro]

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