[Intro: Acoustic Guitar] [Pre Verse] There is a place, off in the east. Where ambition and dreams, go to die. It'll chip away, at your very soul. Sit down, and let me tell you why. [Verse] Trucks 10 feet tall, for a dick so small, Obvious what you're compensating for. Decrepit roads, a shitty mall, And homeless city is right next door. No L-G-B-T, just O-I-L. Pricks rollin' coal all goddamn day long. Wife beating and cocaine, Are what these fuckin rednecks run on. [Chorus] Welcome to Canada's asshole, Where shit comes flowing out. Hate, guns and drugs, that's what we're about. All these closed-minded pricks Acting like change is scary. I'd rather be anywhere else Than Grand Prairie. [Verse] Middle of nowhere, but lots of jobs, That's what all the Newfies are here. Train tracks galore, and "FUCK YOU TRUDEAU" flags, flying everywhere Illiterate and uneducated, Where the hell did you learn to drive? Breakers bar is full tonight, How are all these morons still alive? [Chorus] Welcome to Canada's asshole, Where shit comes flowing out. Racism and gasoline, that's what we're about. Don't wanna fucking be here No way you can convince me. I'd rather be anywhere else than Grand Prairie. [Outro] Dear god, I’d rather be anywhere else, Than Grand Prairie
