You, who do you think you are? So righteous are you, That your word proceeds all. The universe has blessed you, Blessed you with this gift, Because you're so special, so true. Tested are you, the true narcissist. Courted by the universe, Even the stars seek your council, You never truly hurt, Barring no scars while you flap your tonsils. An empty can rattles the most, And rattle as you please, An empty man battles the most, And battle only the weak. The world stops on a dime for you, Because you allow it to spin, To freely freeze time as you do, And to believe otherwise is a sin. You're so much better than the other fools, Because all you do is win, win, win. And win as you do or lose as you please, A grin on the fool as gracious as thee, Behold! The world's greatest magician! So great is he! Here he comes! Make way! Oh my god! How does he do it! The world's greatest magician! An empty can rattles the most, And rattle as you please, An empty man battles the most, But battle only the weak.
