Okay… the manual says, "Step one: turn it on." It's ON! The screen is blue! Is blue good?! Page… twelve… says… "Do not panic."… I'm… panicking… So what exactly is… A. I.? Artificial Intelligence! Smart! Super smart! So… it's… smart… and… fake… Like… my… cousin… Let's just ask it. How do you talk to it? You type! Just type "Hello, World!" Type… slow… I'm… the… keyboard… guy… (Log in!) (Hello, World!)
