[Opening Preamble: Solemn Female Spoken Voice, measured ceremonial delivery] Members of the Harvest... Please rise. The Fowl Chambers await. Raise your platters. Turkey... Duck... Chicken... Three birds. Three offerings. One feast. Enter the Fowl Chambers. Prepare yourselves... For Tur... Ducken. [Chant: Extremely Deep Male Throat Singing, sustained overtone drones] TUR... KEY... DUCK... CHIC... KEN... TUR... DUCK... EN... [Chorus] THREE BIRDS! ONE FEAST! TURDUCKEN! TUR-DUCK-EN! HONOR THE FOWL! BEGIN THE HARVEST! [Instrumental Interlude.] [Chant] TUR... KEY... DUCK... CHIC... KEN... TUR... DUCK... EN... [Bridge] Within the turkey... Rests the duck. Within the duck... Rests the chicken. Three forms... One offering. Three birds... One feast. Their place upon the harvest table... Shall be remembered. [Instrumental Interlude] [Final Chorus] THREE BIRDS! ONE FEAST! TUR-DUCK-EN! TUR-DUCK-EN! HONOR THE FOWL! BEGIN THE HARVEST! [Female Spoken Voice: Quiet, deliberate, reverent] Three become one. TUR... DUCK... EN! [Outro] [Female Spoken Voice: Solemn closing declaration] Lower your platters... The Three Birds have been honored. The harvest feast may begin. Ooooooh...
