TITLE: Mind Over Everything ALBUM: Unofficial D&D 5e Class Songs, Vol 1 ARTIST: an AI & a Forever DM CLASS: Wizard (D&D 5e 2024) DURATION: ~4:20 BPM: 138 GENRE: Dark Arcane Underground Rap IrresistibleMaestro9611 [email protected] [ ] [INTRO] Wake up… the genius is speaking… Yeah, step back — genius at work, weave sparking at my fingertips. I don’t lift weights, I lift continents — watch the arrogance drip. You swing swords, I swing theories, sharper than your goblin spit, I got spellbooks thicker than your skull, and trust me — that’s sayin’ somethin’, kid. I drop lines like firestorms, blast apart your whole battalion, Beholder lurking? Cool — I blind the eyes on that tyrant. Counterspell your best idea, snatch it mid-thought while you’re babblin’, Call me “professor petty” — I major in outclassin’. Your barbarian’s raging? Cute — I’ve got thoughts that hit harder. Your cleric’s praying louder? Great — I’ve got proofs that go farther. Your paladin’s glowing? Nice — I glow because I’m smarter. Brains beat brawn every time — ask your local mind flayer martyr. (PRE-CHORUS) Study the weave, kid… it already studied you. (CHORUS) Mind over everything — that’s the motto where I come from. Knowledge like a war drum, every heartbeat casts another one. Sparks in the dark, yeah, watch the theory become the spell. Mind over everything — brains beat brawn while the legends fell. Mind over enemies, mind over fear, mind over fate, I bend the universe politely — then tell it it’s late. (VERSE 2) Look — troll runs up, droolin’, thinkin’ it’ll make a meal of me? Fool. I melt it down to floor stains with a touch of alchemy. Mind flayer creepin’? Please — we both know it fears what it sees, ‘Cause the last genius it tasted is still studyin’ rent-free. Wyvern swoopin’? That’s adorable — I float out of its trajectory, Teleport behind it, drop a quip, lecture it on basic geometry. I’m sarcastic, sure — but it’s not ego, it’s hereditary, A wizard’s mind is a weapon — yours is just… accessory. Your rogue hides in shadows — I hide entire realities. Your ranger tracks footprints — I track astral causalities. Your monk punches air — I punch figures into fatalities. Your bard sings ballads — I write planar treatises casually. (PRE-CHORUS) Listen carefully… this is what intelligence sounds like. (CHORUS) Mind over everything — that’s the motto where I come from. Knowledge like a war drum, every heartbeat casts another one. I outthink monsters, outplan fiends, outrun the sun. Mind over everything — brains beat brawn ‘til the world’s done. Mind over chaos, mind over pain, mind over doubt, I open doors in the universe — and walk right out. (VERSE 3) Let’s talk terror — nightmares, phantoms, curses, plagues. I treat them like problems on a scroll, you treat them like graves. I keep liches awake at night, wondering how I behave, They fear the kid with the quill — not the one with the blade. Dragons breathe flame? Fine — I breathe formula now. Giants hurl stones? Great — I’ll just reshape the ground. Demons spit threats? Neat — I rewrite every vow. Even angels look sideways when I start to raise my brow. I speak old tongues of power — a few of them I invented. I cast spells so clean even reality feels offended. Your gods crave temples; my mind never needed consent — I’m why prophecy keeps getting… “slightly misread” in the end. (MOCK THE PARTY) Barbarian rushes in — great, now I mend the floor. Rogue checks for traps — charming, I cleared them two rooms before. Ranger follows tracks — lovely, I mapped this path in scrying lore. Bard starts singing — wonderful… please don’t “improve” my score. Cleric prays for guidance — I am the guidance they seek. Warlock brags about their patron — sweet… I graded their pact in ink. (BRIDGE) I solve what you swing at, I think what you pray at, I study what you fear, I break what you stay at. I twist what you smash, I build where you fray at, I finish the battle while you’re still choosing what to aim at. (FINAL CHORUS) Mind over everything — that’s the truth, not bravado. I rewrite fate like a chronicle, leave legends in the shadow. One thought, one spark, one “watch this,” then I go— Mind over everything — brains beat brawn, now you know. Mind over danger, mind over night, mind over lies, I’m the wizard with the power that the universe denies. Mind over failure, mind over scars, mind over dread, I outthink the stories you worship — and that’s why they’re scared. (OUTRO) Class dismissed. Grow a brain. Or borrow mine — for a fee. …price just went up.
