(Evil laughter) [Verse 1] Come over to my house if you like the sound It's not just any house, just take a look around The guillotine and rack, the ball and chain The chamber below contains a man insane Behold the lab, and upon the stone slab Is an electric chair, sit if you dare Cause you may get a charge and it's very large [Chorus] (Instrumental) [Verse 2] Have no fear, let me say it sincere The guillotine cuts my food And if it's not too rude, assume this rack Is to fix my ailing back [Chorus] (Instrumental) [Verse 3] Now here is a formula to make you invisible Drink down this beaker and you'll look like Dracula If you can't get home, you can stay the night Your room is there, up three flights You may share it with a ghost or two Bela Lugosi and Peter Lorre too [Chorus] (Instrumental) [Outro] (Instrumental)
