[Verse 1] I was walking down the street the other day When I saw something strange I looked up and it was the most awesome thing in town The physique of a girl deranged She was deranged She was deranged Though she grew up on the greatest plains The range had been taken out of her and the city it had been inserted And she was therefore deranged [Verse 2] I was strolling down the sidewalk on a sunny afternoon When I spied some chewing gum stuck there Well I says to myself I says it looks perfectly good And I picked it up and put it in my hair I too am deranged I too am deranged Yes the bubblegum and never came out of my hair Until I went to the barber shop and the barber shop quartet Sang doo we have cut it all out [Verse 3] I was riding on the subway when I looked down through the car And I saw a man that looked like Bert Williams I walked over and I said to him are you the famous Mr Williams And he said it depends on who is asking He was deranged He was deranged Though he went to Stanford he had a performant black face He was deranged As the moon shined on the moonshine As the moon shone on the moonshine He became a lunatic just like all of us are And that is how the world has become deranged
