[INTRO – SPOKEN (LIVE) • crowd murmur] PIP: Good evening nerds! FATTYFOOT: We got a song for your jug and your nerves. [SFX: crowd clap • cork pop • pour glug] [JUG BASS: bwooom… bwooom…] [BONGOS: tum-tum, ka-ka] [VERSE 1 – SUNG (Bouncy)] PIP: Got a jug? Bring it by, Save a coin, don’t ask why. Got a cup? Got a thirst? We’ll fix that first. FATTYFOOT: Quick little pour, warm little glow, Fill it up and off you go. If your pockets feel tight, We keep it light. [CHORUS – SUNG (Catchy) • backing vocals “Hey!”] BOTH: Big Ole Jugs! Big Ole Jugs! Bring your jug, we fill it up— (HEY!) Big Ole Jugs! Big Ole Jugs! Good-time sip in a hearty gulp— (HEY!) Sweet, sharp, spice, or plain, Pick your buzz, forget your pain. Big Ole Jugs! Big Ole Jugs! Come thirsty, leave tough— (HEY!) [JUG BASS: bwuh-BWOOM! bwuh-BWOOM!] [SFX: coin jingle] [SHORT BANTER – SPOKEN] FATTYFOOT: Measure’s fair. PIP: Refill’s fast. FATTYFOOT: No sad faces at the counter. PIP: And no “put it on my tab,” you lovable criminals. [BONGOS: tum-ka-tum-ka] [VERSE 2 – SUNG] PIP: Want it bright? Add a ginger bite, Zing-zing tongue, feels right. Want it sweet? Little honey heat, Sticky grin, tapping feet. FATTYFOOT: Want it bold? Little spice in the fold, Warm your chest when the night turns cold. Got a cork? Got a leak? We’ll set you straight, quick. [CHORUS – SUNG (Bigger) • crowd claps] BOTH: Big Ole Jugs! Big Ole Jugs! Bring your jug, we fill it up— (HEY!) Big Ole Jugs! Big Ole Jugs! Good-time sip in a hearty gulp— (HEY!) Clink that cup, tip that chin, One more smile, one more spin. Big Ole Jugs! Big Ole Jugs! Come thirsty, leave tough— (HEY!) [BREAKDOWN – DJ-style vocal stack (still acoustic)] PIP (backing, rhythmic): Big—Big—Big Ole Jugs! FATTYFOOT: Fill—fill—fill it up! [JUG BASS: bwoooooom…] [SFX: cork press thump • pour glug] [OUTRO – SUNG (tag)] BOTH: If your jug’s feelin’ empty and your day’s been rough, Big Ole Jugs—one stop’s enough! [Spoken, smiling] PIP: Bring the jug. FATTYFOOT: Bring a friend. BOTH: BIG OLE JUGS!
