im broke as fuck but i got a new guitar the thrift store had a yamaha then i put it in my car i gave them all my money but it came with a gig bag and a capo and some picks and a pet spider that i named brad i named her lucy and shes got nylon strings i already had three ladies try to fuck me and made more in tips than i paid for the thing its only been 8 hours but it feels like two i love my new guitar i tell that this much is true lucy i swear ill treat you better than my other guitars lucy i wont hand you to strangers at the bars lucy you smell like wood and glue lucy you my new guitar so i'll be nice to you shes got six strings and 19 frets a bridge and a saddle and i have zero regrets i'll never financially recover from this
