[Verse 1] She lives in a dumpster by the liquor store Drinking only jack and nothing more Shes stupid, she steals, her furs got lice But shes never boring and her tits are nice! [prechorus] Such a stench, such a lovely sight burping and cussing in the pale moonlight [Chorus] Oh Dumpster Diva, Dumpster Diva A real trash waifu a whiskey believer Buy her a bottle and she'll suck your wiener She's the breast-- I mean the best My Trash Waifu beats the rest. [Verse 2] Her hair's a mess, her dress is torn She's like a living meme made for porn She owns that alley, She owns that grime She smells like sewer but i don't mind! She says, "Come closer, I don't bite" But her teeth are sharp and she just might She smells like whiskey and moldy fries If she took a bath I'd make her mine! [Chorus] Oh Dumpster diva, dumpster diva A real trash waifu a whiskey believer Buy her a bottle and she'll suck your wiener She's the breast-- I mean the best My Trash Waifu beats the rest. [Verse 3] Her smile is cute but her laugh is wack Her boobs are huge but she reeks like ass She's like a crazy drunken feral animal She doesn't want your money and doesn't do crack but will gladly spread her legs for a bottle of jack ! [Chorus] Oh Dumpster diva, dumpster diva A real trash waifu a whiskey believer Buy her a bottle and she'll suck your wiener She's the breast-- I mean the best My Trash Waifu beats the rest. [End]
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