**[Spoken Word Intro]** "In the depths of an ancient tomb, a lonely prince lies in wait. Betrayed by his bride and cursed by the stars, he rises again—this time with a power unlike any other. Beware the Sex Laser Mummy, for his beams ignite passion, and no heart is safe from his curse..." **Verse 1** From the sands of time, a prince divine (A divine prince!) Awoke with a laser of passion (Ooohhh passion lasers!) The glow in his eyes left us hypnotised (Hypno glow!) A curse of cosmic attraction **Pre-Chorus** He’s shooting out light (Ooh, feel the collimated light!) It feels so right (So right, so tight!) But love has never been this wild! **Chorus** He’s the Sex Laser Mummy (Sexy Laser!) Love’s his ultimate curse! (Fuck yeah!) One look, one beam, you’re caught in a dream (Beamy dream!) And you’ll never find another word to rhyme with curse! (Oh fuck, I forgot about "worse"!) **Verse 2** Through the diner he strode / Hearts ready to explode (To asplode!) Couples formed, new love was born (Naughty mummy!) And no-one felt alone (No, no!) **Bridge** A lonely prince, betrayed by his bride (She has her own agency!) Now cursed with a light he can’t hide (Lasers are difficult to hide!) The stars gave him power, but also his pain (His pain! And a sex laser) Will he ever find love again? (Sexy laser love finder!) **Final Chorus** He’s the Sex Laser Mummy (Sex sex laser!) Love’s no longer a curse! (Fuck yeah!) With rhythm and heat, his heart’s complete (It’s complete! But a bit dry and wrinkly) And the groove reversed! (For some reason it's reversed!) **Outro (Spoken)** "Under the neon glow of a disco ball, the curse is lifted, and love rules the night. MUMMMY SEXXX LASSERRRRRRRR!!!!!! GRRROOOOOOARRRRRRFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHF"
