Verse 1 I went out to buy some fuel Thought the price would be okay, cool Looked at pump, looked again Now I walk back home, my friend Pre-Chorus My car is full of dreams My wallet full of air Petrol man just smiles at me This is not fair Chorus Expecto Patronum Make the price go down… Expecto Patronum I don’t want to frown… Expensive petroleum… why so mean? You are the worst I’ve ever seen… Verse 2 Maybe I ride bicycle Maybe I ride a cow Maybe I push my car to work I’m thinking that now Pre-Chorus I check my bank account It says “You are broke” Petrol price so high This must be a joke Chorus Expecto Patronum Help me just this time… Expecto Patronum This price is a crime… Expensive petroleum… hear my plea… Please be a little nice to me… Bridge (Slow & Funny) If I had a dragon, I would fly If I had magic, price would die But I have no dragon, no magic spell Only this price from fuel station hell Final Chorus (Bigger but still slow) Expecto Patronum Final spell today… Expecto Patronum Take the price away… Expensive petroleum… you always win… My money gone… again… again… Outro (Spoken) “Full tank?” “…Are you crazy?” “Half tank?” “…Maybe next month.” “I walk.”
