Yeah... gotta love adultin'... I mean.. follow your plans or whatever... They said life's a game, but nobody told me it was rigged, haha... vaiterz.... let's go... Woke up feelin' like today gon' be the one, you know? Coffee's hot, playlist bumpin', fire tracks in a row..... Hit the road, windows down, singin' off-key to my throwback jam Beamer cuts me off, flips the bird like " seeyuh later" damn..... Boom-red light cam flash, ticket hits the mail, low blow attack Boss texts "need yuh early" but traffic's hell, no turnin' back..... Rainin' now, deep puddles soakin through to my socks Spilled my drink on the new kicks, lookin like they Jackson Pollock's..... Phone dies mid-nav, switchin' lanes late like it's a trend Boss calls "where you at?"—I'm like "Nature's my new friend"..... Parking spot near work taken, gotta hike a mile away Life's just laughin' at me, handin' L's out everyday..... Curveball, yeah, thanks for droppin' in uninvited (curveball) Just when I'm settlin', you spin me right back, delighted... Oh wow, another surprise, classic move (thanks) Keep throwin' 'em at me, stackin' these surprises like loose change, oof... Curveball, screwball, you really out here wildin' But I'm still breathin', smilin' crooked, barely hidin'... Plans? Nah, those are cute suggestions at their best Thanks, life... really appreciate the test... Hit work finally, boss starin’ like I owe him a stack of dough "Traffic?" Yeah, the president's car blocked the whole damn road..... P.C. crashes mid-report, unsaved work lost, super stoked! I.T. guy's on vacay in Bali, what a fuckin' joke..... Had to re-do the whole thing, boss tearing down my walls Screen frozen, progress gone, life's got me by the balls..... Commute home's a nightmare, route 9 crawl, horns blarin' mad Almost rear-ended twice, cussin' under my breath, so bad..... Get home, kids bath time chaos, water all on the floor Soap in their eyes, screamin’, turnin' bathtime into a war..... Daughter asks "how'd bro get out mommy's belly?" angelic glare Talkin’ about some magic and lies, I'm just lost out there..... Ten-month old son shit his pants, right before bed time hit New diaper, fresh jammies, full clean mode, you believe this shit?..... Shower for me finally, ugh, no hot water, ice cold blast Hard nips, shiverin' , God's got jokes, laughin' last..... Curveball, yeah, thanks for droppin' in uninvited (curveball) Just when I'm settlin', you spin me right back, delighted... Oh wow, another surprise, classic move (thanks) Keep throwin' 'em at me, stackin' these surprises like loose change, oof... Curveball, screwball, you really out here wildin' But I'm still breathin', smilin' crooked, barely hidin'... Plans? Nah, those are cute suggestions at their best Thanks, life... really appreciate the test... Every day the rerun, curveballs keep comin' my way Shrug it off with a smirk, tomorrow's just another day... Yeah... just some everyday bullshit, you feel me? But we keep swingin'... or at least tryna, see... We all grew up, but the game's still the same old play Curveball... haha... next one's comin' my way Stay dope... ... R.I.P. goat... we miss you... vaiterz out ____________________________________________ Lyrics by vaiterz
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