He made his cash off 9/11 R-S-F Daddy sued the airlines R-S-F Nothing to earn his money R-S-F Life is so unfair He had a fake finance job Coached lacrosse Worked one year in biglaw But really hated his boss Pretended to go to Columbia But went to a school that was poor Pretended to be from NYC But a parishioner at temple B’Nai or He’s from New Jersey Not New York Says he is baptized But refuses to eat pork He made his cash off 9/11 R-S-F Daddy sued the airlines R-S-F 43 and no child R-S-F Failed marriage and no accomplishments R-S-F