------------------------------------------------------------- Nordic Discord Challenge w. 51 Genre: 80s Crossover Thrash Theme: Dark Humor / Provocation Challenge Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/dca33e82-b55f-4f46-b1c8-3e9c9040509e Want to join Nordic Discord Challenge? Check out the Swedish chat on the SUNO Discord server! ------------------------------------------------------------- [INTRO] “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!” [VERSE 1] Grandma’s on the porch with a cigarette grin, Silver in her hair, malice on her skin, Rocking chair squeaks like a funeral hymn, She says: “Fuck knitting — let the purge begin!” [PRE-CHORUS] She’s sweet on Sundays, bakes a pie for the dead, Homicidal lullabies rattlin’ in her head, Neighbors lock the doors when she shuffles by— ’Cause she’s small, but she’s mean, and she’s ready to die! [CHORUS] Grandma's got a Switchblade! (HEY!) Cuts you for the coupons you didn’t pay! Grandma's got a Switchblade! (HEY! HEY!) She’s a silver-haired psycho in orthopedic shoes! YAAAH—aaagh! [REFRAIN] G-G-Ga-Ga-Grandma's got a! (HEY! HEY!) G-G-Ga-Ga-Grandma's got a! (HEY! HEY!) SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE! [VERSE 2] Shuffle-step murder on the early-bird train, Blood on her bingo card, laughs like she’s insane, Tells the choir kids they’re “weak as shit,” Then stabs a punk for not respecting her knitting kit. [PRE-CHORUS] She’s got a walker made of human bone, A medic-alert bracelet carved from stone, Don’t offer your seat — boy, that’s suicide, She’ll slit your throat just to feel alive! [CHORUS] Grandma's got a Switchblade! (HEY!) She’ll gut you for the last slice of cake! Grandma's got a Switchblade! (HEY! HEY!) If she says “Come here,” that’s your worst mistake! HRAAAAH! HNNNNGH! [REFRAIN] G-G-Ga-Ga-Grandma's got a! (HEY! HEY!) G-G-Ga-Ga-Grandma's got a! (HEY! HEY!) SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE! SWITCHBLADE! [BRIDGE] “She once killed a gang with a knitting needle… …then told the cops it was ‘just a hobby.’ ” “She once killed a gang with a knitting needle… …then told the cops it was ‘just a hobby.’ ” [MOSH PART – SLAM SECTION / CALL-AND-RESPONSE] “GRANDMA!” “SLASH! SLASH!” “GRANDMA!” “CUT THAT TRASH!” “GRANDMA!” “RUN, YOU FOOLS!” “YI-YAH-RAAAGH—HOOOAH!” [FINAL CHORUS] Grandma's got a Switchblade! (HEY!) She’s the queen of the graveyard promenade! Grandma's got a Switchblade! (HEY! HEY!) Cross her once — you get a senior discount to hell! AAAAAAGH—WOOO—HRAK! [OUTRO] “…and don’t you ever call me ‘cute’ again.”
